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Branch-Themed Care Package Puns

If you’ve been around for any length of time, you know I love a good care package pun almost as much as military service members love their branch of service. That’s why a branch-themed care package can be the perfect way to brighten your loved one’s day, especially if you’re able to work in a pun or two.

Need a branch-themed pun for your next care package? Keep scrolling for ideas!

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Marine Puns

  • His/Her boots are tan, cammies are green…I sure love my Marine!
  • My heart belongs to someone in the Marine Corps
  • Oorah!
  • Semper Fi!
  • I heart my Marine!
  • Stay safe, sleep with a Marine at night!
  • The few, the proud, the Marines

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Navy Puns

  • Anchors aweigh!
  • You float my boat
  • I miss you a ship ton (or shipload)
  • I’m all a-boat loving you
  • I’m always thinking a-boat you
  • I warship you!
  • Buoy oh buoy, I miss you
  • Let’s get nauti
  • Let’s get ship faced
  • I can’t wait to sea you again
  • Oh ship, it’s your birthday!
  • Let’s make waves together!
  • I shore hope you know how much I love you!
  • I like big boats and I cannot lie
  • I hope you have a whaley great day!
  • You’re nauti-cool
  • You are my sunshine when ships are gray
  • You’re my anchor
  • I love you a yacht
  • Ahoy there!

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Army Puns

  • Soldier boy (girl) so brave and fine, I’m so glad you’re mine
  • Soldier boy (girl) so brave and fine, won’t you be my Valentine?
  • Hooah!
  • I want YOU back home soon! (A play on recruiting posters from the early 1900s)
  • I heart my soldier
  • Stay safe, sleep with a soldier
  • My heart belongs to someone in the Army
  • I’m so tank-ful for you

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Air Force Puns

  • Aim high, Fly-Fight-Win (the Air Force slogan)
  • You make my hear soar
  • I’m flying high with you
  • My heart belongs to someone in the Air Force
  • You are plane awesome!
  • Being with you is like flying
  • I love the smell of jet fuel in the morning
  • I like/love you plane and simple
  • You’re pretty fly
  • It’s plane to see we’re meant to be
  • I’m plane crazy about you!

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