If you’ve been around for any length of time, you know I love a good care package pun almost as much as military service members love their branch of service. That’s why a branch-themed care package can be the perfect way to brighten your loved one’s day, especially if you’re able to work in a pun or two.
Need a branch-themed pun for your next care package? Keep scrolling for ideas!
- His/Her boots are tan, cammies are green…I sure love my Marine!
- My heart belongs to someone in the Marine Corps
- Semper Fi!
- I heart my Marine!
- Stay safe, sleep with a Marine at night!
- The few, the proud, the Marines
- Anchors aweigh!
- You float my boat
- I miss you a ship ton (or shipload)
- I’m all a-boat loving you
- I’m always thinking a-boat you
- I warship you!
- Buoy oh buoy, I miss you
- Let’s get nauti
- Let’s get ship faced
- I can’t wait to sea you again
- Oh ship, it’s your birthday!
- Let’s make waves together!
- I shore hope you know how much I love you!
- I like big boats and I cannot lie
- I hope you have a whaley great day!
- You’re nauti-cool
- You are my sunshine when ships are gray
- You’re my anchor
- I love you a yacht
- Ahoy there!
- Soldier boy (girl) so brave and fine, I’m so glad you’re mine
- Soldier boy (girl) so brave and fine, won’t you be my Valentine?
- I want YOU back home soon! (A play on recruiting posters from the early 1900s)
- I heart my soldier
- Stay safe, sleep with a soldier
- My heart belongs to someone in the Army
- I’m so tank-ful for you
Air Force Puns
- Aim high, Fly-Fight-Win (the Air Force slogan)
- You make my hear soar
- I’m flying high with you
- My heart belongs to someone in the Air Force
- You are plane awesome!
- Being with you is like flying
- I love the smell of jet fuel in the morning
- I like/love you plane and simple
- You’re pretty fly
- It’s plane to see we’re meant to be
- I’m plane crazy about you!
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