Y’all know I love a good care package pun and am always on the lookout for a chance to incorporate them into a care package. Whether it’s the holidays, a food-themed box or a care package based on a favorite hobby, where there’s a will, there’s a pun. Of course, sports care package puns are some of my favorite and luckily, there are so many to choose from!
Sports Care Package Puns
- You’re my home run
- Forget stealing bases, you stole my heart
- You’re a grand slam
- I love you – no ifs, ands or bunts
- Deployment’s a pitch
- You’re a hit!
- You’re a catch!
- You always have me running back to you
- I get a kick out of you (also good for soccer!)
- You’re a touchdown in my playbook
- I swish you were with me
- Loving you is a slam dunk
- I’m head over hoops for you
- You had me at tip off
- You’re better than a hattrick
- Puck deployment
- I can’t wait to skate into your arms
- I’d slap that
- Meet me in the penalty box
- You’re definitely a keeper (soccer)
- You’re better than a hole-in-one (golf)
- You’re a grand slam (tennis)
- Love means something to me now! (tennis)
- You’re right up my alley (bowling)
- You bowl me over (bowling)
- You’re wheely the best (cycling)
- I’d weight for you forever (weight lifting)
- You’re my MVP
- We make a great team
- You’re my all-star
What are some of your favorite sports care package puns?
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