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104 Care Package Puns

Puns and care packages are the perfect fit! Add a little fun to your next box and make your loved one smile with some of these care package puns!

Whale hello there! Sorry that was a little cheesy, but you can’t start a blog post all about care package puns with just a normal introduction, now can you?

I have always loved a good pun – they’re so simple and make me smile almost every time.  So when it comes to care packages, they seem like a perfect fit! You can add a little extra fun to your care package and make your loved one smile. Plus, most puns have a really good visual representation that you can take advantage of when it comes to decorating your box.

While all of these care package puns are perfect for the theme of your box, they also work really well for the contents! You could add a few handwritten notes with these puns on specific items, especially the food puns.  If you wrap your care package contents (and I totally think you should!) you could write a few puns on the wrapping paper to give them a hint of what’s inside. 

Care Package Puns

Food Puns:

  • Olive you
  • I miss you a choco-lot
  • Love you a latte – coffee
  • I chews you – chewing gum
  • You stole a pizza my heart – pizza flavored everything
  • I would love to get jalapeno pants
  • Orange you glad we’re together – orange flavored items or items with orange packaging
  • I’m grapeful for you
  • I yam so grateful for you – this is great for a Thanksgiving box
  • You’re kind of a big dill
  • We make a good pear
  • I cerealsy love you – perfect for a box of cereal
  • I heart our relation-chip
  • I like you berry much
  • We’re mint to be together
  • You’re soda-mazing
  • Don’t go bacon my heart
  • I have mushroom in my heart for you
  • I’m so egg-cited to see you soon
  • Words can’t espresso how much I love you
  • Donut know what I’d do without you – lots of mini donuts!
  • Peas be mine
  • Sending you some encourageMINT
  • No one loves you S’more than me – there are a lot of S’mores-flavored items during the summer
  • Sorry, I’m so cheesy – cheese crackers
  • GuaranTEA I love you – hot or iced tea mix
  • I find you a-peeling
  • You’re tea-rific!
  • I’m nuts about you
  • Going nuts without you
  • You’re soup-er
  • Deployment blows/sucks
  • You’re egg-cellent
  • You’re my Lifesaver!
  • I’m so fortunate you’re mine – fortune cookies
  • You’re the spice in my life!
  • You’re such a fungi!
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
  • You’re bacon me crazy
  • Thanks for pudding up with me!
  • You’re one tough cookie!
  • Happy birthday/Father’s Day to the coolest pop! – send those freezer pops during the summer
  • We’re made pho each other!
  • Have an egg-cellent day
  • Let’s taco ’bout it!
  • I love you a waffle lot
  • I’m going to cashew!
  • You look radish-ing!
  • It takes two to mango
  • You bake me crazy – send homemade baked goods
  • You’re one in a melon!
  • Say jell-o to my little friend
  • You’re berry cute!
  • I’m cocoa for you!
  • I’ll never dessert you! – send all of the sweets!
  • You’re my jam
  • I love you from my head tomatoes
  • Lime yours
  • You make my heart skip a beet

Animal Puns:

  • I miss you beary much
  • You’re a koalaty guy/gal
  • I’ll owl-ways love you
  • Honey, we bee-long together
  • Some bunny loves you
  • You’re turtley awesome
  • It’s ruff being away from you
  • You’re purr-fect
  • I oFISHally miss you
  • Everything whale be alright
  • My deer, you are the best
  • You drive me hog wild!
  • You’re my significant otter
  • You are unfroggetable
  • I miss ewe
  • You have me raptor around your little finger – this would be great for a dinosaur-themed box!
  • There’s no otter like you
  • You octopi my heart
  • I miss you deerly
  • Cow the heck are you?
  • You’re more than a friend, you’re my prime-mate!
  • Get whale soon

Holiday puns:

  • You shamrock my world
  • I’m a lucky ghoul to be your boo
  • I’m going batty without you
  • Let’s boo-gie!
  • I’d bone you
  • Miss you snow much
  • Dachshund through the snow
  • A little something for your mistle-toes – send socks, slippers or pedicure supplies
  • You make my heart hoppy

Other puns:

  • I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later – perfect for a box filled with toiletries
  • Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!
  • I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me!
  • Everything “butt” the toilet
  • I miss you a hole punch
  • You’re write for me! – send stationary supplies
  • I’d pick you every time! – send a guitar pick and lots of great music
  • I miss you a shipload
  • I lava you
  • Yoda best
  • I love you watts and watts
  • Let’s shell-ebrate!
  • Deployment is a real beach
  • You’re the obi wan for me
  • I be-leaf in you

No matter which of these care package puns you choose, they will definitely add a little extra fun to your next care package! Commit to the puns wholeheartedly and get as cheesy as you possibly can; it will be fun for you too!

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